She's d' Lady

I am typing this post on my new awesome phone! I got a Samsung Eternity and I love it. In fact I chose to play with this phone instead of playing catan with my family. But this phone came with a price. FOR THOSE THAT HAVENT HEARD THE STORY YET:
so I was in the at&t store checking out all the cool phones and after I was in the store for 45 min I picked out a phone and was getting ready to pay for it when I started feeling light headed like I sometimes do when I just get done donating plasma. So I put my hand on the counter to keep my balance and took some deep breaths but the next thing I knew I was thinking "ouch my head hurts, why are all these men talking about calling 911 in my dream" then I opened my eyes and saw two old men hovering over me asking me what my name was and someone was telling me I was going to be okay. Then I heard a man talking on the phone saying a girl fainted, how old is she? I don’t know probably mid twenties. I wanted to tell them my age but I couldn’t! Then I heard someone say that the ambulance got there and I was instantly surrounded by men in blue suits asking me questions. When they asked me what my name was I opened my mouth and it was all tongue! And I could hear myself saying jalaney my name is jalaney! But in my mind I was screaming "no it’s not my name isn’t jalaney!" then they hooked me up to machines and poked my finger to get a blood sample. And then I heard them say we are just going to lift up your sweat shirt and hook you up to an EKG. In my mind I was picturing myself top less in the middle of the ATT store with customers having to step over me to get to the phones. I was mortified! And because I was mortified I started bawling. So here I was, lying on the ATT floor, topless, body shaken, a mouth full of tongue and I had mascara running down my face. Well to shorten up the story, they finally took me back in the back room so I could relax and when I came out all the employees were treating me like I was a fragile china doll, they couldn’t believe that I still wanted to buy my phone. But I wasn’t about to make that trip a total waste. So I bought my phone and the guy that was helping me put in some free phone protective gear! I am going to have to faint in a store more often, if I get more free stuff.Well I survived, escaping with just a bump on the head and an awesome deal for an even awesomer phone!